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In other news, my uterus is aching.
I wish I would start my period right now and get it overwith before our trip to Chicago.
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I’m so happy that I have a boyfriend who is masculine enough to believe in gay marriage.
And actually rants about it to me sometimes.
Open-mindedness is a sexy quality.
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(via portraitofadoll)
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The two times that my mom calls me:
1. While I’m seeing a movie at the theater.
2. When I’m getting drunk.
Both are almost equally inconvenient.
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Have you ever…
…had one of those instances where a person tells you something about your physical appearance that isn’t attractive, and you’re mad only because no other person has ever made that observation in your whole life and you’re almost definitely positive that this person has no idea what they’re talking about?
For example, I was told that I should always have bangs because I have a big forehead and need to hide it. The only reason it pissed me off so much is because I’ve had a lot of people point out things about me, and never once has anybody mentioned me having a “big forehead”. And other than being blatantly rude, the girl who said this to me has facial features in the same proportions to mine, but doesn’t think that she has a big forehead. The lack of logic makes me want to scream.
Or I’ve also had somebody tell me that my eyes are brown. I wasn’t mad because I don’t like brown eyes, I was mad because you’d have to be an idiot to think that I have brown eyes.
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My hair is fucking out of control. Somebody chop it off.
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(Source: septemberflower, via lesbiansftw)
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(Source: take-off-your-kniickers, via lesbiansftw)
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Ask me questions.
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Vodka punch.
